Another for Paul

[dave]

The Lard loves a Newfie!
Some years ago, Stan married an attractive woman, Aggie, half his age, in a small coastal Newfoundland community. After several months, Aggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex and, according to her Grandmother, all Newfoundland women are entitled to a climax once in a while. To resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Burin.

The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother and father would fan a cow that was having difficulty breeding, with a big towel. This would cool her down and make her relax. The Vet told Stan and Aggie to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, and then climax.

The couple hired a strong young man from St. Lawrence to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, Aggie still had not climaxed, so they went back to the Vet. The Vet said for Aggie to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Stan waved the big towel. Stan and Aggie tried it that night with Stan waving the towel heroically and the young man having sex with Aggie. Aggie went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours. When it was over, Stan looked down at the exhausted young man and in a boasting voice said: "And that, me son, is how ya waves a friggin' towel!"

[crash]

I got to tell that one to the guys at work...LOL

[Al Kramer]

THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A CANADIAN GIRL

The first man married a woman from North Carolina. He told her that she was to
do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third
day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from South Carolina. He gave his wife orders
that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he
didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day,
he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on
the table.

The third man married a girl from CANADA. He ordered her to keep the house
cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table
for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and
he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he
could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some
difficulty when he pees.

[dave]

lol.good one Al